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• If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  -- Second Law of Business Meetings If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong spelling.
• On receiving a check made out to "Bearer": "How could you spell my name like that?" -- Yogi Berra
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...