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Ancient Greeks Made Dolphin-killing Punishable By Death.
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Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death.
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Blessed are the Greeks.
If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....
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After all, revenge, killing, and death in general have a way of showing up whether you are looking for them or not....
For there is no sea, with out the dolphin -- Oppia
Genocide on shopkeepers is punishable.
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We dig them out of ruins now, And swear that workmanship so bad Proves all the ancient sculptors mad....