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Marriage = Begging For Money For Upgrades!
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Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
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Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Half an hour of begging is not considered foreplay.
I hear a mundane begging to be taunted.
POOR MAN'S FOREPLAY -- An hour of begging.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
Q: What's Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging.
If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
Marriage is a desperate thing. -- John Selden (1584-1654) -- Marriage