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• Make divorce as easy, as cheap, and as private as marriage.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Getting Married" (1908)...
• ADMITTING MISTAKES Women will sometimes admit making a mistake.
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• Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  -- Sir George Jessel...