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• Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
• In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. -- W.D. Gough
• Success in marriage is not so much finding the right person as it is being the right person.
• I really would not be so bothered by people who speak out what they think, if before they spoke out, they actually did think.
  This is one of the main problems with a democracy....
• You are going to have a new love affair. Be careful or your spouse will find out.
• wannabee /won'*-bee/ n. (also, more plausibly, spelled `wannabe') [from a term recently used to describe Madonna fans who dress, talk, and act like their idol
  prob. originally from biker slang] A would-be hacker....
• INSECURITY: Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your favorite words.
  Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to the person who told it to you....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....