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Marriage Is The Process Of Finding Out What Kind Of Person Your Spouse Would Have Really Preferred.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of
person your spouse would have really preferred.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. -- W.D. Gough
Success in marriage is not so much finding the right person as it is being the right person.
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You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....