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• MARRIAGE LICENSE -- a piece warrant.
• MARRIAGE LICENSE -- noosepaper.
• OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
• The kernel license has expired
• Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butle
• In Illinois, to cut hair requires a license for which the holder must qualify by months of expensive study.
  That same person can walk and and plunk down a few bucks, get a marriage license and get hitched in a matter of just a few minutes....
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• The fellow who is a good sport has to lose to prove it.
• They say that the first inclination which an animal has is to protect itself.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Zeno, lii...