Marry An Orphan: You'll Never Have To Spend Boring Holidays With The In-laws (at Most An Occasional Visit To The Cemetery).

Marry An Orphan: You'll Never Have To Spend Boring Holidays With The In-laws (at Most An Occasional Visit To The Cemetery).

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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the
in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery).
-- George Carlin

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You will have a long and boring life.