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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids
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Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
What's a wrench? A place where people from New York raise cattle.
This isn't the kind of place where excitement abounds.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Butto
The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from a safe place.
Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
Flat Mars Society
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...