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• An official is always an official and always has a wild unquestioning belief in written reports.
• Tolerance means excusing the mistakes others make. Tact means not noticing them.
  -- Arthur Schnitzle...
• There is no such book, and never has been.
• proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.
  proof by cosmology: The negation of the proposition is unimaginable or meaningless....
• The quantity of rhetoric has been directly proportional to the lack of action. -- Arthur Herzog
• Obviousness is always the enemy of correctness. -- Betrand Russell
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....