Mary Had A Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White As Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, The Lamb Was Sure To Go.

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Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail.
It fetched the evening paper, her slippers, and the mail.

She never had a moments peace; the lamb was always on her heels,
And on her feet its head would rest, while she ate her meals.

It followed her to school one day, the devotion never ended.
The lamb waltzed into her history class and Mary got suspended.

The night she went to Senior Prom, she thought she had him beat,
Until she heard a mournful "baaa" coming from her car's seat.

Oh, Mary had a little lamb, it surely didn't please her.
So for dinner she had lambchops; the rest is in the freezer.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
Mary had a little lamb; wasn't she surprised!!
Mary had a little lamb. Want to meet her boyfriend?
Mary had a little lamb, Little lamb little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
-- Assassins' Redoubt, Final Transmissio...
Mary had a little lamb; ...that's what she gets for sleeping in a barn.
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the window sill to see if they would FALL!
Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red. And that was because It had a pick axe through its head.
Mary had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket. And every time she let it out, The bulldog used to Chase it around the garden.
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded.
And everywhere that Mary went Gynecologists surrounded....

Mary Had A Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White As Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, The Lamb Was Sure To Go.

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