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• Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther King Jr.
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  's birthday, when the following will be closed: * Governmental offices * Post offices * Libraries * Schools * Banks * Parts of Palm Beach and the mind of Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina....