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• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side.
  Knowing that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker watched the teacher closely....
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
  In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...
• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...