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• Never trust your first impulse, for all too often it is good, and will ruin your reputation if you follow it.
• You may have had the luck to be hired by an ISP but you, with your flash of technical acumen, allienated any and all of us who might have been mad enough to sign up with your ISP.
  For this, at least, I am thankful. -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 20 Feb, 1997...
• We've had bad luck with our kids -- they've all grown up. -- Christopher Morley
• May you live all the days of your life.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
• Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. -- MALCOM FORBES
• Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but in any event, you'll end up with dirty hands.