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Maybe None Of Your Gay Friends Have Come Out To You.
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Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
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Gay Lingo: To "Come out of the closet" is to proclaim that you are gay.
Gay Lingo: To be "Outed" is to have another proclaim that you are gay.
To understand this important story, you have to understand how the telephone company works.
Your telephone is connected to a local computer, which is in turn connected to a regional computer, which is in turn connected to a loudspeaker the size of a garbage truck on the lawn of Edna A....
You need not worry about your future...you have none.
Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
You cannot use your friends and have them too.
You can't eat your friends and have them too.