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• Maybe we should use something elastic...ya think?
  -- Same observer at the second (failed) Bungee jump...
• Sully was the first to learn to jump. In the end is it not proper that the student should surpass the master.
  To Quote the immortal Socrates: "I drank what?" -- Sulliva...
• Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week..
  . where we found each other, and loved each other.....
• Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down!
• Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
• Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...