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• People who Bowl Vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle while at a Las Vegas bowling alley....
• Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, US News and World Report (10/10/88)...
• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88...
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 1/20/89....
• Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX News)...
• God bless mommy and daddy and President George Bush, for at least as long as Dan Quayle is Vice President.
  -- New American Praye...
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...