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May Gold Be Discovered On Your Land The Day Before You Find Out That The Land Isn't Really Yours.
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May gold be discovered on your land the day before you find out that
the land isn't really yours.
Related:
You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your food. -- Garfield
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely. -- The Land Before Time
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21.
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and driven out many infidels before you.
..you're to cut them down and exterminate them. You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy....
May you croak one day before your worst enemy.