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May The Merrill Lynch Bull Leave Its Portfolio On Your Rug!
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May the Merrill Lynch Bull leave its portfolio on your rug!
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Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
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The inner circle demon spits on your rug and calls your cat a bastard.
Cows may come and cows may go, but the bull in this place goes on FOREVER!!!
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith