May The Secondhand-clothes Dealer Marvel At The Good Condition Of Your Wardrobe.

May The Secondhand-clothes Dealer Marvel At The Good Condition Of Your Wardrobe.

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May the secondhand-clothes dealer marvel at the good condition of your
wardrobe.

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Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. -- In a Rome laundry
See your dealer, or send a check to me: Joe Isuzu
If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
Good clothes and good neighbors wear longest when they are not used too often.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.
You may be redneck... if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them.