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May You Be So Endowed No One Envies You.
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May you be so endowed no one envies you.
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Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
Bart: [inscribing a card] "To me bestest bud, Milhouse.
Happy Birthday. Bart." Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet....
You may be redneck... if you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
May your SO always know when you need a hug.
You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.
-- Kahlil Gibra...
You may be redneck... if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later.
In Anthony Burgess' The End of the World News, one of the characters recites the following
I loved you. And love for you has not yet burned out of my soul....