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May You Enjoy Your Wedding Feast, Then Choke On The Last Bite.
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May you enjoy your wedding feast, then choke on the last bite.
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You may be redneck... if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
You may be redneck... if you wore a sequined tuxedo to your own wedding.
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
You may be redneck... if you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.