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May You Grow So Rich You Never Have To Eat, Drink, Piss, Crap, Wash, Or Walk By Yourself, God Forbid.
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May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or
walk by yourself, God forbid.
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May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
Watermelon--it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso