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May You Have Devoted Children To Chase The Flies Off Your Nose.
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May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
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First wipe your nose and check your flies. -- Alec Guinne
You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
Is your nose too big, or did you just have a tetanus shot?
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....