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May You Never Develop Rheumatism, So You Can Scratch Away Till You're Ninety.
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May you never develop rheumatism, so you can scratch away till you're ninety.
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May you never develop stomach trouble from too rich a diet.
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
If you develop rules, never have more than ten. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Home is where you can scratch any place it itches!
You can never trust a man; he may be true to you.
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.