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May You Outlive Everyone But Your Mother-in-law.
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May you outlive everyone but your mother-in-law.
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May Rothschild make you his heir, then outlive you.
May your mother-in-law treat you like her own child and move in with you.
You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
A trusted friend will outlive you.
You begin to outlive enthusiasm
You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
You may be redneck... if your mother refers to you as "Bubba, Jr.
You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.