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May Your Clock Run Slow, Your Heart Fast, Your Bile Over, Your Wife Away, Your Nose Always.
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May your clock run slow, your heart fast, your bile over, your wife
away, your nose always.
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May the wind be fast to your back and blow you over.
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
There is a fly on your nose.
A stitch in time will ruin your clock.
May your breath always be sweet.
You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.