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May your possessions never tempt another to steal.
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CAUTION! The tagline you steal may be your own!
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight ca
but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad....
Murphy's Fourth Law for Husbands: Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.
Your temper is one of your more valuable possessions. Don't lose it.
May you never leave your marriage alive.
May your sister fall hopelessly in love with another woman.
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool, Or find myself a rock 'n' roll band, That needs a helping hand, Oh, Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face....
May your Gakh never wonder off your plate.
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
-- George Bernard Shaw...