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May Your Saliva Turn Out To Be Poisonous.
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May your saliva turn out to be poisonous.
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May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.
May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.
Perhaps it may turn out a sang, Perhaps turn out a sermon.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life.
May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...
You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life.
May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Goethe...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ....