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May Your Toes Grow 5 Foot Hairs That Cannot Be Cut.
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May your toes grow 5 foot hairs that cannot be cut.
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You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
May your lucky rabbit's foot be attached to an 800 lb. rabbit.
May your neighbour get a 30 foot Anaconda for a pet.
You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.
A razor may be sharper than an ax, but it cannot cut wood. African(Annang) Proverb