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• Kirk: "Why, bless me, Doctor, what beams you into this neck of the woods?
  McCoy: "Beware Romulans bearing gifts. Happy birthday, Jim....
• Kirk: "Physician, heal thyself." McCoy: "Is that all you got to say?
  What about my performance?" Kirk: "I'm not a drama critic." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3...
• Kirk: "Oh, by the way, thank you for this." Spock: "I know of your fondness for antiques.
  Kirk: "'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
• Kirk: "I'm going down there." McCoy: "Khan could be down there.
  Kirk: "He's been there. Hasn't found what he wants....
• McCoy: "You okay, Jim? How do you feel?" Kirk: "Young!
  I feel young!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6...
• Kirk: "You all right?" McCoy: "I don't know. Doctors lose patients sometimes, damn it.
  I'm still in the dark. How did he know about Genesis?...
• McCoy: "Here, give me. Now, you open this one." Kirk
  I'm almost afraid to. What is it? Klingon aphrodisiacs?...
• McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
  Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
• Kirk: "Romulan ale, why Bones, you know this is illegal.
  McCoy: "I only use it for medicinal purposes. I got aboard a ship that brings them in a case every now and then....