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• If Einstein Had Been Black It would be E=MC Hammer.
• oaster n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see elevator controller)....
• oaster: n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
  often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see {elevator controller})....
• Trapezoid (n): A device for catching zoids.
• If it breaks, you used too big a hammer. -- Paul's Third Law
• eutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
• kluge /klooj/ [from the German `klug', clever; poss.
  related to Polish `klucz' (a key, a hint, a main point)] 1....
• dev/null /dev-nuhl/ n. [from the Unix null device, used as a data sink] A notional `black hole' in any information space being discussed, used, or referred to.
  A controversial posting, for example, might end "Kudos to rasputin@kremlin....
• dev/null: /dev-nuhl/ [from the UNIX null device, used as a data sink] n.
  A notional `black hole' in any information space being discussed, used, or referred to....