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• A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
  This may be the purpose of the universe. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A....
• Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
  No resemblance ... -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert Heinlein's _Time Enough For Love_...
• The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...