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• Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
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• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
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• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
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• A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Most men have more courage than even they themselves think they have. -- Grenville