Men are so shallow. They like nurses! Single, vicious, good-looking girls
... little short skirts, the top button undone, always leaning over in the
operating room: "Let me help, let me help." While I was having my baby the
woman in the next room died! Died, while a nurse was down the hall talking
to a single man. That woman died! And she was a visitor.
-- Joan Rivers
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN #16
Relationships:
First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he
refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular
basis"....