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• This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Hofstadte
• All true knowledge contradicts common sense.
• TRINITY, n. In the multiplex theism of certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities consistent with only one.
  Subordinate deities of the polytheistic faith, such as devils and angels, are not dowered with the power of combination, and must urge individually their clames to adoration and propitiation....
• TNG contradicts TOS (if you're sober enough to tell) - drink!
• How do the Japanese do it? Because we let them.
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio