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• 6) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
  Dave Barry...
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• Our [softball] team usually puts the other woman at second base, where the maximum possible number of males can get there on short notice to help out in case of emergency.
  As far as I can tell, our second basewoman is a pretty good baseball player, better than I am, anyway, but there's no way to know for sure because if the ball gets anywhere near her, a male comes barging over from, say, right field, to deal with it....
• American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking.
  It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors....
• American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking.
  It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors....
• The idea is for a woman to make her life as big, as challenging as she ca
  and know that during that life there will be men who will love her for what she is trying to be, just as there have always been men who loved her for not trying to be anything at all....
• Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
  -- Joseph Joube...