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• The book you want is on either the bottom shelf, accessible by crawling, or on the top shelf, accessible only by wobbly ladder.
  -- London's Law of Librarie...
• A beer will only come when you want it to. -- Men vs. Bee
• I'm taking one from the top shelf," he said highhandedly.
• Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
  They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
• DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
  They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
• An upright judge, a learned judge! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.