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• But, spite of all the criticising elves, Those who would make us feel--must feel themselves.
  -- Charles Churchill (1731-1764) -- The Rosciad, Line 961...
• Who to patch up his fame, or fill his purse, Still pilfers wretched plans, and makes them worse
  Like gypsies, lest the stolen brat be known, Defacing first, then claiming for his own....
• An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
  -- Charles de Montesquieu...
• Those who fear death most are those who enjoy life least. -- Edward Abbey
• The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we shall be ill
  Most of those evils we poor mortals know, From doctors and imagination flow....
• It is the guilt, not the scaffold, which constitutes the shame. -- Cornville
• SMILEY :-( "I will start with those you love mo
• If yet not lost to all the sense of shame.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book vi, Line 350...
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....