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ME, Pro. The Objectionable Case Of I. The Personal Pronoun In English Has Three Cases, The Dominative, The Objectionable And The Oppressive.
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ME, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in
English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the
oppressive. Each is all three.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind.
The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul....
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
SATAN, n. One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes.
Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven....
MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains.
In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman....