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• A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail.
  C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all....
• Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank.
• Common: percent; <percent sign>; mod; grapes.
  Rare: [double-oh-seven]. & Common: <ampersand&g...
• Ross Perot got left out of the group hug.
• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
• Personally, I'd have a far better time writing scripts if I had some more creative shells to script in.
  .. ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL, SHR, JNE, etc....
• C U L8TR
• America does not seek aggression...nor does it seek to chart the destiny of other nations.
  .. -- George Bush...
• It was a good campaign contribution to Bill Clinton, but he gets a lot of contributions from Hollywood.
  We're making great progress with Hollywood. I am convinced because of my speech of several months ago on the poverty of values in this country that Hollywood will begin to reflect our values better....