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• Windows and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell.
• Try to be like the turtle- at ease in your own shell. -- Bill Copeland
• Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
• I'll have the Turtle Soup....and make it snappy!
• Punctuate this sentence so that it reads both grammatically and meaningfully
  i will find a turtle shell insist in the stream...
• APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Try typing the following to your shell make 'the perfect dry martini'
• Are you a turtle?