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• Procrastination is the thief of time... -- Edward Young
• The tragedy of modern war is not so much that the young men die but that they die fighting each other--instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
  Old Paunchinello, freshly wed, Took Madam P....
• BACK RUBS--Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy
• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
• Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
  -- Joseph Addiso...