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Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
Feminist bookstores have no humor section.
Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years....
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
Riker: "Have you found out anything that might give us some insight into what happened?
Troi: "Not specifically, but there are two things that seem unusual....
GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
Habeam, geographer of wide reknown, Native of Abu-Keber's ancient town, In passing thence along the river Zam To the adjacent village of Xelam, Bewildered by the multitude of roads, Got lost, lived long on migratory toads, Then from exposure miserably died, And grateful travelers bewailed their guide....
Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark).
(2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. (3) I don't know....