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• Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average America
  Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can never hope to acquire it....
• Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
  All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....
• All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American -- H. L. Mencke...
• The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America...
• The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average America...
• Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average America
  The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife....
• Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America
  The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped....
• Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
  All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....