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• Witlag: delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
• Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.
  -- Alfred E. Newma...
• What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
  A moose has its horns in front and its asshole in the rear....
• Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.
  Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?...
• Propagation delay.