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• I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job.
• Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'.
  -- John Sladek...
• The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
  This means that only left handed people are in their right mind....
• I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
• This mind intentionally left blank.
• Get right! Or get left.