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• Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.
• BED A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where people go to sleep.
  Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading in....
• 82.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• How come they made up all the rules before I got here?
• Like all self-made men he worships his creator.
• Liberal minds are like streams -- broad and shallow.
• Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
  Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...