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• LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another.
  The word is of classical refinement, and is even said to have been used in a fable by Georgius Coadjutor, one of the most fastidious writers of the fifteenth century -- commonly, indeed, regarded as the founder of the Fastidiotic School....
• RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections.
  The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable -- omnipotent on condition that it do nothing....
• RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.
  That is the view that prevails in the underworld, where the Brotherhood of Man finds its most logical development and candid advocacy....
• EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• FLESH, n. The Second Person of the secular Trinity. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• INCUMBENT, n. A person of the liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...