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Mister! Here's your mule!
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Hello again, Peabody here... -- Mister Peabody
A mule in a tux is still a mule.
Kirk: "Mister Spock and I are going down to the planet's surface.
You will be in command. Your responsibility is to the *Enterprise*, not to us, is that clear?...
Bowler: Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They're far too tapered for the ball you are using.
You need something lighter, more delicate....
Here is an Appalachian version of management's answer to those who are concerned with the fate of the projec
"Don't worry about the mule. Just load the wagon." -- Mike Dennison's hillbilly uncle...
Riker: "Mister Data, your final report." Data: "Standby.
Riker: "I *can't*, Mister Data!" -- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.