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• If you voted for Bill and Al, you also voted for Hillary and Tipper!
• I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I'm gone!
• If you voted for CLinton, You must have inhaled!
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• If you voted for Bill and Al, you actually got Ren & Stimpy.
• If you voted for Bill and Al, you actually got Beavis and Butt-head.
• You may be redneck... if you voted Tammy Bakker as "Best Dressed Woman.
• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....